You Know You’re Too Into Mastodon When…
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..you’re on a boat and you rush to the bow and start shouting the lyrics to Blood and Thunder.
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..you’re on a boat and you rush to the bow and start shouting the lyrics to Blood and Thunder.
When someone says “Mastodon” You think of the band right away instead of the animal.
you’d rather listen to Oblivion then play Oblivion
Really like Mastodon.
you’re listening to Oblivion while high, close...eyes and think you’re Brent Hinds.
you’re drunk and you start singing “the curl of the burl” or ,obviously, “black tongue
When you get a face tattoo to match Brent Hinds. When you start referring to yourself as “The Third Sanders Brother”....
You want to name...little baby-girl Skye.
You become a paraplegic and start astral projecting, then you fly too far from earth and you get summoned by Russian...
..you’re on a boat and you rush to the bow and start shouting the lyrics to Blood and Thunder.